hilary duff, JUST STOP

oh hilary duff! what ever happened to the sweet little innocent star of lizzie mcguire??

you went from t.v. star (ok) to movie star (questionable) to "musician" (excusable)

BUT NOW YOU GO AND WRITE A "NOVEL"??????? A NOVEL!

just check out that cover, classy, no?

after reading the first page, my eyes bled. true story.

hilary duff, you are no novelist- JUST STOP.

morrissey, just stop.

dear morrissey,
we love your music, and it's cool that you love animals and all- but when it results in blatant racism, it ain't cool. so when it comes to all things that are not music, please, JUST STOP.
<3
em

my bad, my bad.

OOPS!

alright, so i let myself go (as most people do in the summer). my apologies. my camera broke there was no way to document the hideous/fabulous fashion that i run into on a daily basis. but fear not! i am re-starting hopefully with the help of my most wonderful boyfriend, who just so happens to have a big fancy camera.



but more importantly, i will now also be including a weekly JUST STOP feature! it's gonna be a fun one, so tune in folks!

HEART BE STILL!

i found this gem of a man standing in front of lucy's with a rolling suitcase...

clearly this is his travel outfit (i hope he is traveling to the most wonderfully magical leather fetish party in the city) and what a wonderful outfit it is! 

not even kidding, you know you like it too.  this is the man people model their fashion after.  peep the vest! the mustache! the tuck in! love! love! love!

honestly though, that vest!

 all that geometry on one piece of fabric, might have to get one myself.

TOUGH GUY

all white and pathetic looking pups are all the rage in the latest tough guy wear...

haven't you heard?

OH CRAP! THIEVES IN THE NIGHT!

alright y'all, my camera got jacked tonight....so let's just say the quality of photos on here is gonna have to downgrade to camera phone...UNLESS! i mean my birthday IS coming up! (hint, wink, nudge, punch in face)

until then, i'll leave you with the wonder and marvel that is my personal favorite fashion icon, MISS GRACE JONES- screw gaga this lady put leotards on the map. she can do no wrong.

paper or plastic chic.

reusable/recycled headwear....because going green is like SooOOooOo in!  am i right? am i right?

UNLEASH THE ZANGIEF!

simple, understated and sexaaay!  the life of a bike messenger is a trying one...  making function over fashion look fashionable is tough to accomplish.  maybe it's the unbuttoned-ness of the whole thing, maybe it's the zangeif, i can't quite put my finger on it- but maybe THAT'S why it works.

MY PANTS ARE WEARING PANTS

this outfit is like,so-totally-META!

just when you thought fashion couldn't get more socially abstract than what it already is, in walk the meta pants.  a pair of pants WEARING pants, please take a minute to wrap your mind around this one....and when you finally do- get back to me.  it's so deep that i could not even begin to discuss the multiple shirt concoction going on.  meta-pants, true story.

every start needs a magical beginning

so if everything goes according to plan, this is going to be a photo-fashion blog of all the crazies, sanes, fails, and wins of the east village. you wear it. i catch it. the world sees it. period.

hipster to square. homeless to housed. I.WILL.GET.IT.ALL.

YAY!